ST:O but I hope to join you in SW:TOR as well.
Are you over 18? (you must be 18+ to apply)
I turned 30 last December
Are you a member of any other guild in that game?
I have been holding out on joining any fleets in ST:O until I could find one that would fit me best. I think I have.
What is the name/class/current level of the character(s) you intend to join with?
Captain 3 Obvious@General.Mayhem (Trill Tactical/Escort)
Lt. 5 Able@General.Mayhem (Joined Trill Engineer/Cruiser) - I don't play this character much usually only with my daughters character as a duo.
Do you have friends or family in the guild? If so what is their forum name?
No. This time I actually read AND comprehended the question.
Did you read our charter and rules? Which rules translation was your favorite?
I read both, the plain English version was my favorite since I didn't have to read each sentence 3 times and translate in my head. (I'm lazy like that).
But, '- blatherin' on like a total wazzock' was pretty amusing
Do you have an issue using Ventrilo? (Being able to at least listen is helpful for active participation in PvP/raids)
Been using Ventrillo since Quake 3. (Yes my gaming roots are mainly FPS, first MMO was DAoC)
Answer the following 4 questions. PROTIP: if your answer is shorter than the question, we will make fun of you for being boring.
1. What's the dumbest, funniest or most embarrassing thing you have ever done:
Literally 5 minutes ago (when I was answering this question) I accidentally hit SUBMIT instead of PREVIEW on this application and yelled 'NOOOOOOO' at my monitor. Really happy when I found the 'Delete Post' button. (sigh of relief)
When I got my first vehicle at the age of 16, parents bought me a 1990 S-10 Cameo, which I promptly backed into the house. (Come on, I walked through wet grass, it was a stick and WHO ARMOR-ALL's PEDALS?!?!) My mother was all excited and watched with a very horrified expression as I sped past her into the brick wall.
2. What is your Zombie Plan?
15 foot high cement/brick wall around a large house with no windows on the first floor. a 10 foot flammable moat for insurance. I want a 4x4 with reinforced exterior and a snow plow up front. I would also wear makeup and act like a zombie to scout around. Of course the obligatory pipe bomb with a loud beeping sound and a flashing light to attract zombies to it.
3. Tell us the story of why you will no longer drink <name of drink>:
Vodka + Bud Ice. At a bonfire party I went to take a leak in the woods, ended up all over one leg, thought it would be a good idea to straddle said bonfire and dry them out.......took a long time for all that hair to grow back and my hat/jacket reeked of burnt hair even after being washed.
4. Tell us something cool about yourself that has nothing to do with gaming:
I'm a project manager for a software company and get to badger my minions all day long.
I brainstorm a lot on a couple of books I really want to start writing but havent gone any further than just brainstorming.
I managed to turn my daughter into a total dork.
Quick survey! We will totally judge you by the answers you make below:
• Favorite Type of Music:
Everything but country, seriously, haven't all the dogs died and wives/girlfriends ditched those turds yet? I like KMFDM, Rammstein, GWar, Offspring, Disturbed, Marilyn Manson, NIN, Pantera, Aerosmith, Lords of Acid, Sister Machinegun, Nickleback, Moby, Pink Floyd, Bach, Tchaikovsky, Beethoven, Brahms, West Side Connection, Snoop Dog, Bone Thugs in Harmony, Puff Daddy, Natas, LL Cool J....gyea
• Favorite Movie:
Original Dune, Star Wars 4-6, Grandma's Boy, Super Troopers
• Favorite Book:
George Carlin's 'Brain Droppings', Terry Brooks many different Shannara series, Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series, Terry Goodkinds Sword of Truth series. Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy.
• Favorite Drink:
Water, it's cheap,low fat and great for splashing on the cat when it's into something it shouldn't be.
• Favorite Non MMO Game:
Mass Effect 1/2 & System Shock 1/2. If havent played either they are really good FPS RPG's with great stories behind them. Bioshock is the spiritual successor to System Shock FYI.
. Even though my daughter, bless her, always insists, "Your NOT fat daddy!".
hell im 310lbs and im pretty much just a molten giant from WoW if you know how those look hehe, if I where to loose weight i'd loose my soul, and that is a hellofalot of soul atm 
